You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?
no but imagine living in a world where a single royal family rules and they and their friends fuckiNG EAT YOU and whenever a new child is born they invite you to his goddamn birthday party like rubbing salt in the wound “we have another kid to feed and you have to sing with us and bow down to our fuckin baby”
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut